DESERT [JOKES]

Akpos is right back from school,
tired and hungry
Mother: Akpos you are back?
Akpos: Yes mum..
Mother: What were you taught
in school today? Akpos: It's Agriculture
Mother: Which topic?
Akpos: Desert.!
Mother: What is desert?

Chris Brown heading to rehab after assault charge

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FILE - In this Monday, Oct. 28, 2013 file photo, singer Chris Brown, center, departs the H. Carl Moultriel courthouse after he was released from jail following his arrest for allegedly punching another man, in Washington. A representative for the R&B star announced Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2013 that Brown has decided to go to rehab to "gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point." (AP Photo/Cliff Owen, File)

Nigerians Will Witness Partial Solar Eclipse On Sunday

The Director General, National Space Research and Development Agency, Dr. Seidu Mohammed, claims that on Sunday Nigerians will witness a partial or even total solar eclipse.
Mohammed made this known at the briefing in Abuja. He urged Nigerians not to panic over the course of the eclipse.

'My Obituary' - By Charly Boy

A new article as written by Charles Oputa; "My Obituary."

Right about now, some of the readers will question the sense in capturing and casting this type of crazy captions for my articles. I only write for those who are patient enough to understand the creative beauty of my mind. I write for those who have depth enough to see beyond what they see, those who have a discerning mind.

POTTED: Rita Dominic and Mikel Obi In London

Rita Dominic is currently in London and posted a picture of herself and international football star, Mikel Obi.

Nice picture don't you think?,,

Nigeria @ 53: Stella Damasus Lambasts Sycophants

Nollywood diva, Stella Damasus has shown that apart from acting, she is also a good social crusader.

Following the celebration of the nation’s 53rd independence anniversary last Tuesday, the actress descended heavily on sycophants and boot-lickers who are giving false impression that all is well with the country after 53 years of achieving self rule.

10 Secrets Women Keep From Men

The woman you sleep with gazes into your eyes and tells you she loves you. And you believe her. You can tell by the way she looks at you, the way she holds you, the way she seems to always know what you want before you do.
There are a couple of things in life you just know, and love and this naked woman are two of them.
But there are a lot of things you don't know.

PHOTOS: “I Earn My Living By Sleeping With Other Women’s Husbands Or Boyfriends" - Says Sexual Healer Who Has Had Sex With Over 1500 Men

Mare Simone, is a certified Tantra Educator, “sex surrogate” who has dedicated her working life to helping men, women and couples overcome their sexual problems.
As a qualified sex therapist, she has given lessons in love to more than 10,000 clients over the past 23 years.
And while she estimates she has had penetrative sex with 1,500 of them, she insists there is nothing illegal about what she does.

PHOTO: Don Jazzy Takes Off For The Mauritius Island In A Private Jet

Mavin boss and popular producer Don Jazzy shared a picture of himself on a trip to Mauritius in a private jet.

Here we catch up with the boss himself, Don Jazzy, as he enjoys a nice and quiet nap on a private jet, as he makes his way to the Mauritius Island

My Husband Treated Me As A Sex Object" - Child Bride Who Was Married At The Age Of 11 Speaks Out

A child bride from Yemen who was forced to marry her distant cousin at the age of 11 has spoken out about the experience.
According to reports, Noora Al Shami was given away to her violent husband and she ended up suffering violent and shocking sexual abuse for over 10 years. She was forced into the marriage by her parents because they do not want her to live in poverty.

To celebrate the union, Shami was very excited as she was the centre of attention at a lavish three-day wedding party in the port city of Al Hudaydah where she was allowed to wear 'three really beautiful dresses' for each day.
But things changed as soon as the celebrations ended:

The pilot and the mad men [jokes]

A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad men
to a psychiatric Hospital.
The mad men were making soo much noise,
such that you could Hear from Land.
So, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MAD MAN: Hi Pilot, Please Teach me how to fly
a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep
quiet.

Meet The Man Who Butchers Animals Himself And Eats Their Raw Meat

Derek Nance, from Lexington, Kentucky, U.S., has eaten only raw meat for the past five years, after a mystery illness caused him to develop an unusual appetite for bloody animal carcasses.

Patrick Obahiagbon's Reaction To Jim Iyke's Deliverance

 

 

 

 

 

The only man that knows how to blow grammar in Nigeria, Patrick Obahiagbon has aired his viewon Jim Iyke's 'Deliverance' at the Synagogue church of nations(SCOAN).

Obahiagbon called the perfomance comedic.

See his tweets below:

Unusual Surgery: "Pregnant" 2-Year-Old Boy "Gives Birth"

A two-year-old boy from China has undergone an operation to give 'birth' after doctors diagnosed him as 'pregnant'.
Xiao Feng was brought to hospital after his stomach had become so distended that he had begun to suffer breathing difficulties.

OPINION: Jim Iyke and TB Joshua Were Just Acting – Ghanaian Radio

 

Kwame Bee, the Host of Cruise Control drive time programme on Ghanaian based privately owned radio station Hitz 103.9 FM lambasted T.B. Joshua and Jim Iyke, on air and in the social media.

According to him, in this modern world where people are trying to take advantage of God, anything is possible.

A WORD FOR YOUR DAY![ PASTOR ANITA ]

THE LIFE OF GOD IN YOU And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son (1 John 5:11). The Lord Jesus made a profound statement when He walked this earth. He said, "For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself"(John 5:26). He meant that He had the same quality of life as God.