The pilot and the mad men [jokes]

A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad men
to a psychiatric Hospital.
The mad men were making soo much noise,
such that you could Hear from Land.
So, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MAD MAN: Hi Pilot, Please Teach me how to fly
a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN: What?
PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep
quiet.
(5mins.. later, the plane was
very quiet!
MADMAN: Pilot, They have stopped the noise,
Can you fulfill your promise now???
PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep
quiet?
MADMAN: “I opened the door and asked them
to go play outside!!!
Pls, Teach me Now…