jokes

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old
daughter picks the phone:
“Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the
phone?”
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey
you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room
with mommy right now.”
Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want
you to do:Put the phone down on the
table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom
door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car

has just arrived at the gate.”
“Ok daddy just a minute....”
A while later the little girl comes back to the
phone, “Done it daddy.
” "What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of
the bed naked,ran round the room
screaming,tripped over,and knocked her head
on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.
He jumped out the window into the
swimming pool,but I guess he didn’t know
you emptied the water last week.He hit the
bottom and I think he’s dead.”
After a really long pause this time...Daddy
says,“Swimming pool,but we don't have a
swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?”
“No,this is 486-5713”
“Sorry wrong number....!!!!”