Mr. Ibu's Blood Is Blue

The Enugu State-born thespian popularly called Mr. Ibu, in a recent interview, gave what many would tag ‘Soccer Shocker when he said he would be a Chelsea fan for live and that when he dies, he does not mind to be interred at Stamford Bridge, the home ground of European Champions, Chelsea Football Club.

“Yes of course, blue is the colour of my blood. It runs in my blood stream. I will remain a Chelsea fan until I die. When you love something, you must be addicted to it. A typical example is Indian hemp smokers. They only understand languages relating to Indian hemp. When an Indian hemp smoker is talking, his spirit can automatically tell him to shut up and he will obey, he said.

He further said, "the same Indian hemp spirit can equally order him to pull off his clothes and go Unclad. The message I am passing to you is that I am completely addicted to the affairs of Chelsea as a football team. I love Chelsea so much that I don’t care if I’m buried at Stamford Bridge.“Funny enough, all Chelsea victories are magical.

If you want to know whether I am a true fan of Chelsea ask me the names of all their players and the positions they play. I can also tell you the best player in every position. Anelka was a roving player that helps other strikers when he was around. The only problem he had was inconsistency. He does well, sometimes he functions well, and some other times he does not.

My problem with Mata is that he is a one legged player. Hulk is supposed to be with us but I do not know what happened. I call him Incredible Hulk because he wears the look. I am happy that Hazard is now with us and has been doing very well since he came on board.”