Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpors: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpors: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law: U club too?
Akpors: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpors: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!
Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re a killer???
Akpors: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.
Akpors: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpors: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law: U club too?
Akpors: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Akpors: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!
Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re a killer???
Akpors: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter .
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