WHAT IS STRESS? [jokes]

U give a lift 2 a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car
 & u take her 2 d hospital. Now that's stressful.
 .
 But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant &
 congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u
 are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting
 very stressful.
 .
 U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
 father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting
 extremely stressful.
 .
 After d test, d doctor says dat u can't b d father
 cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but
 relieved.

 .
 On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u
 left 3 kids at home.
 Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S STRESS...
 Lol♥
 .